Cheese packaging works just as grand as your next door neighbor's drag queen getup. The Quinta da Boa Vista is wrapped in cheese cloth, and is just as small as your fist. You can buy it at $13 at any Brookly cheese shop. Experts say it is an unpasteurized Portuguese sheep’s cheese made with
thistle rennet. For all you know, cheese makers derive "rennin" from the innards of slaughtered young calves. If that isn't enough to make you goddamn puke, you could try vegetarian cheeses, which derive "rennin" from fungi and other bacteria-producing plants. Yum.
